Free Training for Husbands

Free Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER 


Class 1 

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation 
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM   

Class 2 
The Toilet Paper Roll - Does It Change Itself? 
Round Table Discussion 
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours

Class 3 
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours 

Class 4 
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks 

Class 5 
Dinner Dishes - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? 
Examples on Video
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM   

Class 6 
Loss Of Identity - Losing The TV Remote To Your Significant Other 
Help Line Support and Support Groups 
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM   
Class 7 
Learning How To Find Things - Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming 
Open Forum 
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours   

Class 8 
Health Watch - Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health 
Graphics and Audio Tapes 
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours
Class 9 
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
Real Life Testimonials
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined   
Class 10 
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? 
Driving Simulations. 
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours 

Class 11 
Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife
Online Classes and role-playing 
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined 

Class 12 
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion 
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM   

Class 13 
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late 
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7 :00 PM for 2 hours  

Class 14 
The Stove/Oven - What It Is and How It Is Used 
Live Demonstration
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined    
Upon completion of any  of the above courses, diplomas will be issued  to the survivors.