A Trip to the Dentist's

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist: "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!'

The dentist thought to himself: "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him: "Which tooth is it, Sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said: "Open your mouth Honey, and show him ........"