Tony Blair - "The Stamp"

The Royal Mail created a stamp with a picture of Prime Minister Blair but the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the Prime Minister, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing and spending of £2.1million, a special commission presented the following findings:

1 The stamp is in perfect order.

2. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.

3. The Public are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp