Paddy goes to the Olympics

It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London. A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishmen want to get in, but they haven't got tickets.

The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate.

"McTavish, Scotland," he says, "Discus." and in he walks.

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.

"Waddington-Smythe, England," he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.

The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm.

 "O'Malley, Ireland," he says, "Fencing".